Sorry, was I staring? But I guess you must get that a lot, being that you’re so ugly. I bet when you were born, the doctor took one look at you and then slapped your mama.

Some of my cousins are so rich and stuck up. I fear they will one day have a heart attack when they realize that nasty smell was them as they farted.

You spawny-eyed pig-faced wazzock.

Jason, what’s the first thing French children are taught in school?” Scott asked. “I dunno.” “How to say ‘I surrender’ in various languages,” he said and grinned.

Lucas heard a strange sound, something he hadn’t heard in months. At first it didn’t seem real, it was something distant from the past. It was the first time in nearly a year he had heard himself laugh, and it momentarily stunned him.

Was there no one to help? He instinctively bowed his head and prayed. A warm feeling engulfed his battered body. “I’m not alone, I will never be alone. God is with me.

Jase, how do you stop a French tank?” Scott asked. “Don’t know. I give up.” “Just say boo,” Scott finished.

I’m Doomed, Doomed, DOOMED, I tell you” Jock cried.

I can see why they named that ballet the Nutcracker. It’s gotta hurt having ’em crushed in something that tight.

I’m a black belt in judo, black belt in jujitsu and shotokan, and hold a third dan black belt in tae kwon do.